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smash meme: ten scenes [1/10]
      ↳ Julia and Michael rewrite On Lexington and 52nd Street

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real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 

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  • person: Broadway is stupid
  • Me: aggressively tap dances away from your bullshit
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i like it so well that for all i can tell i may never come down again

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

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  • me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already
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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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